This is one of those perpetually forwarded “fun” emails from years back that I still kept in my hard drive for amusement.
What the hey, I still like some of the stuff I read so I wanted to share these on my blog.
Sign over a gynecologist’s office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a podiatrist’s office:
Time wounds all heels.
On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
At a proctologist’s door:
To expedite your visit, please back in.
On a plumber’s truck:
Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.
On a plastic surgeon’s office door:
Hello. Can we pick your nose?
At a towing company:
We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an electrician’s truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
In a non-smoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
At an optometrist’s office:
If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
On a taxidermist’s window:
We really know our stuff.
On a fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a restaurant window:
Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.